Total Medals Earned: 339 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,440 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (110/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 7/14 (180/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 9/20 (225/500 points)
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Johny
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
You got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
I guess you know what this game is.
You REALLY got the hang of this!
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.